👋 Welcome, traveler of the Information Superhighway!

You’ve reached web.johnnymoniz.com — the most extreme corner of the web. Feel free to click around, but beware: this site contains advanced levels of neon.

🛸 About Me

Hi!!! I’m Johnny and I like: computers, cool sounds, rad graphics, and the sweet smell of dial-up. My motto: “KEEP IT RETRO!!!”

• Favorite browser: Netscape (RIP)
• Favorite sound: modem handshake
• Favorite hobby: adding more GIFs than necessary

🔗 Cool Links

Totally not a web ring but… it *could* be.

• The Knowledge Portal
• The Internet Archive
• Space Jam (1996) Official Site

💾 Downloads

Coming soon: “My WinAMP Skins Collection” and “Totally Legal Wallpapers”.

• Download: cool_stuff.zip
• Download: awesome_wallpaper.bmp

📖 Guestbook

Sign my guestbook (not really wired up yet) but you can pretend:

👁️ Visitor Counter

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